A little class injection into our game is no bad thing right now, so I warmly commend to you the following:


A little class injection into our game is no bad thing right now, so I warmly commend to you the following:
On the plus side, life isn't going to be dull should Alfonse D'Amato indeed be the Poker Player Alliance's new chairman.
A Senator for 18 years and now head of his own lobbying firm, D'Amato's ability to get what he wants is legendary and the manner in which he goes about it is rarely dull. Just a few factoids to whet your appetite for the PPA's new era:
See how far you can get through this report on whether the right guy won 2006 Player of the Year honours, before the phrase Bowl Championship Series crosses your mind.
I got as far as "Let's begin again by differentiating between rankings and polls..." before my blood really started running cold.
We need to get a grip here, people: the gloss is peeling away from our game fast. The UIGEA is making us outlaws and now those who would invest poker with a little more 'cred' in popular culture by labelling it 'sport', are being sawn off at the knees.
The game needs a fog around its PoY title like it needs Pete Doherty as its global ambassador.
Let's say God is merciful and no more than 10 of these wretched 'polls' and 'rankings' ever materialises. Can we please have it set in stone NOW that the No. 1 player from each gets round the same table in December each year and plays to the last man standing?
Pleeease...?
Giving away online casino bonuses by casino operators looks to be the easiest manner to pull gamblers. There are many types of bonuses out there - fit bonuses (or mark up bonuses), deposit bonuses (when you shift finances via Neteller or Paysparks) and free cash bonuses (also known as no-deposit bonus). In this article I will explicate you how this free cash casino bonus plant and how to avoid getting tricked by these bonuses.
No deposit online casino bonus is not a unusual generous enactment by an online casino operator - it's just another manner to ask for you being their steady client. Actually you may name it a trick, because even though casino claims that it "gives away free money", it only have to add some Numbers to your gaming account. Casino have to give away money only when you win with this bonus money and wan't to withdraw, but knowing the players and the routine of gambling and slot machines, this almost never happens. I will explicate why.
Most of these bonuses have got burdensome wagering requirements. You may not be able to retreat your money until you have got staked an amount of existent money 5-8 times greater than the bonus value. Some online casinos also take a firm stand depositing in the very end. This mightiness end up amusing when you've received your free cash bonus, won large with it and when trying to cash out, you simply are not allowed to make it only because you don't have got a recognition card. It's rare to go on nowadays because most of the operators have got hard-and-fast measurings against underaged gamblers, but was still quite common 6-7 old age ago.
When online casino offerings no deposit bonuses, don't bury to check up on their payouts and happen some background information about them. Sometimes there's a ground why they offer large bonuses - why not give some candy to the players, when you cognize it will be yours in the end of the twenty-four hours anyway? If they seek to conceal the payouts information or they utilize fly-by-night auditing, run as fast as you can. Online Players Association and PriceWaterHouseCoopers are reputable.
Also don't bury to read about the footing and end-user agreements and do certain you fully understand this. After accepting your bonus detect the casino and the games as if you were their steady client - would you like you play there more than than this 1 time?; is it any better than your last casino?; are the slots paying well? If you like what you see, why not fall in them for real, so you could start enjoying in progress bonuses and loyalty points from them.
It started as a piece of theoretical musing at church last Sunday. If I had to give something up for Lent that really hurt, what would it be?
Poker.
Yeah right.
Then I re-assessed my form post-Christmas on the profit and loss graph at Pokercharts. Let's just say that if my bankroll decline was a ski run, it would be black. The more I mulled it over, the more a break from the game seemed as much a matter of common sense as a religious gesture.
While playing has become akin to banging my head off a wall, without any immediately obvious leaks on which to blame my form, I continue to accumlate poker magazines, books and website links without ever actually sitting down to read them. Not to bang on with the Biblical theme but I suppose there's an hypocrisy about that that's pure Pharisee - all ornament and no substance.
So the tables fall silent; the lights fade to black and I embark upon a much-needed overhaul of my game between now and Easter Sunday.
Cold turkey updates will no doubt follow in abundance.
"The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees.
I want money, that’s what I want." - Barrett Strong
This kills me.
Law enforcement officers are tightening their stranglehold on Internet poker, Neteller are running scared, rumours of high-profile arrests abound and barely a day passes without news of some American cardroom being busted by the police.
Yet in one quiet corner of the USA, the game continues, loud, proud and unabashed.
Take a bow, Holy Rosary Parish Hall, Genesee, Michigan. Here's one Protestant who'll be raising a glass to the Catholic church this evening...
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Neteller, in fact, seem to be running so scared these days, that I'm glad my money's more or less out. And I'm British.
UPDATE - Oh dear, just read this, while searching for a relevant Neteller link. Seems my nationality may be soon be immaterial...
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Don't get your hopes up with the early reference to the dead man's hand in this New York Daily News report on the death of alleged Mob footsoldier Louis 'Louie Cigars' Mele. Reporter John Marzulli is clearly no poker player.
Every detail bar one is covered in his account of Mele's death from a heart attack during a poker game in Hicksville, Long Island.
No mention, alas, of the cards he held at the time.
In Marzulli's defence, his oppo at the New York Daily Post doesn't exactly cover herself in glory, either.
Sloppy journalism, people. This game needs its fables like the Mob needs its nicknames.
Every other poker blogger under the sun seems to have touched on the subject, so it would be remiss of me not to.
No, Doyle Brunson has not been arrested.
But only because he outran the cops.
Just found this great new addition to poker's online TV stable, courtesy of CardPlayer. In a world where consumer goods and customer service only ever seem to decline, I'm delighted to find that either browser video software is improving or else my Internet provider has upped my download rate, because the drag on video playback has become almost non-existent.
Factor in the similar televisual beauties on offer at Pokerzone and The Poker Channel and I swear to God if I was a single man, I would be cancelling my TV licence direct debit before you could say "kiss your captive audience goodbye, you BBC money-grabbers."